Einstein Bagels is a wondrous place where you can get all kinds of delectable treats based on bagels, and where you always come out smelling like burnt bread. It is quite delicious! My sister and I were in line once when we saw this lady ahead of us doing what I can only describe as calisthenics while she waited for her order. There was much butt grabbing and leg extending going on, and we were very hard put to keep from laughing out loud. She had a whole stack of random magazines like National Geographic and some kind of engineering stuff that was constantly threatening to fall all over the floor, along with her coffee. She was an awesome specimen of the result of people-watching, and we couldn't believe nobody else in the place seemed to notice what was going on! After we got our food and went to sit down, she tried to take my sister's seat, even though there were tons available other places, and I had to tell her that that particular seat right across from me was already taken.
Needless to say, we had to name her and come up with a back story, so we decided on "Judy." We figured she had just come from Jazzercise where she was meeting up with her lover to get in some quality work-out time. Hence the post work-out stretching. Anyway, there will be more about Judy and her life in later postings. She definitely deserves more time than I can give her right now.
All you need to know is that as of now, I am Judy, and this is my life.
Jenjoy!
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